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		<title>Inappropriate Behavior</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/inappropriate-behavior/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/inappropriate-behavior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnsorci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Profanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sexual]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=617280</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_617281" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 430px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/InappropriateBehavior.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-617281 " title="Inappropriate Behavior" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/InappropriateBehavior.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="630" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Via @_LeeWest</p></div>
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		<title>Who Let The Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/who-let-the-dogs-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnsorci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Idiocracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=617270</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_617271" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 430px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DogsOut.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-617271 " title="Dogs Out" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DogsOut.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="630" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">via @nickkirsop95</p></div>
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		<title>Racist Joke</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/racist-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/09/racist-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>johnsorci</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Profanity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=617261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_617262" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 430px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/RacistJoke.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-617262 " title="Racist Joke" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/RacistJoke.jpg" alt="" width="420" height="630" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Via @nickkirsop95</p></div>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kidney Punch</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/01/kidney-punch/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2012/01/kidney-punch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kidney punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[siri]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=769</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_770" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 394px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IMG_0168.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-770 " title="Punch In The Kidney" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IMG_0168.png" alt="" width="384" height="576" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Threats mean nothing to her.</p></div>
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		<slash:comments>11099</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mirror Mirror</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/mirror-mirror/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/mirror-mirror/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @PepeGzz]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_692" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 394px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Mirror-Mirror.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-692 " title="Mirror Mirror" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Mirror-Mirror.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="576" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Suck up</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="Pepe Gzz J." href="https://twitter.com/#%21/PepeGzz" data-user-id="20713211">@PepeGzz</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>8950</slash:comments>
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		<title>Suicide</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/suicide/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/suicide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Idiocracy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @a_almutrafi]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_688" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 384px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Suicide.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-688 " title="Suicide" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Suicide.jpg" alt="" width="374" height="549" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Thanks for your help, Siri</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="عبدالعزيز المطرفي" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/a_almutrafi" data-user-id="210352616">@a_almutrafi</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>7512</slash:comments>
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		<title>Laughing At Herself</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/laughing-at-herself/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/laughing-at-herself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[All Knowing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple Talk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @treestman]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_684" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 394px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Laughing-At-Herself.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-684 " title="Laughing At Herself" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Laughing-At-Herself.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="576" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Good for her</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="Tom Reestman" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/treestman" data-user-id="14209427">@treestman</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>9289</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dating Advice?</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/dating-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/dating-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=679</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @MaranelloGTO]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_680" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 217px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kelly.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-680" title="Kelly" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kelly.jpg" alt="" width="207" height="299" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Go for him instead.</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="MaranelloGTO" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/MaranelloGTO" data-user-id="27718507">@MaranelloGTO</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>7869</slash:comments>
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		<title>Baby Killer</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/baby-killer/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/baby-killer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Law-Abiding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=675</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @TheMonkeyBoy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_676" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 394px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Baby-Killer.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-676 " title="Baby Killer" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Baby-Killer.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="576" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Population Control</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="Daniel Olivares" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/TheMonkeyBoy" data-user-id="15045209">@TheMonkeyBoy</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>6643</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mixed Racist</title>
		<link>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/mixed-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://bestsiriresponses.com/2011/12/mixed-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>guest</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life Lessons]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bestsiriresponses.com/?p=671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[via @Vanessa_Kx]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_672" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 394px"><a href="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Racist-Mix.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-672 " title="Racist Mix" src="http://bestsiriresponses.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Racist-Mix.jpg" alt="" width="384" height="576" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">KKK</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">via <a title="Vanessa Kanbi" href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Vanessa_Kx" data-user-id="230003238">@Vanessa_Kx</a></p>
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		<slash:comments>7574</slash:comments>
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